Convict#3)Toothfairy
We the jury convict the "Toothfairy" of the fallowing charges:
Theft of teeth
Breaking and Entering on private property
Illegal tooth smuggling
UFFC-Unidentified Flying Fictional Character
Signed, The Jury of the Quackers
Theft of teeth
Breaking and Entering on private property
Illegal tooth smuggling
UFFC-Unidentified Flying Fictional Character
Signed, The Jury of the Quackers
Convict#2)Superman
We the jury convict the "Superman" of the fallowing charges:
Vandalism of city property
Assault of public citizens
Illegal Alien on American soil
UFCC-Unregistered Flying Comical Character
Possession of Lasers with out a permit
First Degree Murder of a local citizen
Endangerment of minors
Sexual Contact of babies
Signed, The Jury of the Quackers
Vandalism of city property
Assault of public citizens
Illegal Alien on American soil
UFCC-Unregistered Flying Comical Character
Possession of Lasers with out a permit
First Degree Murder of a local citizen
Endangerment of minors
Sexual Contact of babies
Signed, The Jury of the Quackers
Convict#1)Santa Claus
We the jury convict the "Santa Claus", or Old Saint Nick of the following charges:
Trespassing on private property
Vandalism of roofs and fireplaces
Theft of cookies and milk
Illegal Travel without a passport in all countries
Unregistered flying vehicle
Flying without a license
and last but not least......... Flying in restricted aerospace
Signed, The Jury of Quackers
Trespassing on private property
Vandalism of roofs and fireplaces
Theft of cookies and milk
Illegal Travel without a passport in all countries
Unregistered flying vehicle
Flying without a license
and last but not least......... Flying in restricted aerospace
Signed, The Jury of Quackers
The Case Against Sanni Clauz
Defense: He's a jolly man with rosy cheeks, in a red fur coat, who delivers presents to the good boys and girls. He's a perfect citizen in every country, children love him, and he runs a well performed factory.
Prosecution: He's a fat man with a red face. In a furry gay outfit, covered in soot, hes been smoking, running around with a bunch of untamed deer. I might have to sue him for carpet cleaning. And yet you let him into the house because he said he had something for your kids. What kind of message does that promote? That anybody with a red coat and a bag can trespass on anyone's property and steal all their milk and cookies? I don't know about you but everybody is having money issues and he goes around stealing. He is not an exception to any of the laws just because some people have an argument weather he's real or not.
Prosecution: He's a fat man with a red face. In a furry gay outfit, covered in soot, hes been smoking, running around with a bunch of untamed deer. I might have to sue him for carpet cleaning. And yet you let him into the house because he said he had something for your kids. What kind of message does that promote? That anybody with a red coat and a bag can trespass on anyone's property and steal all their milk and cookies? I don't know about you but everybody is having money issues and he goes around stealing. He is not an exception to any of the laws just because some people have an argument weather he's real or not.